Random Ramblings………

I am baaaaaaaaack!  Well since Last week of course seeing as how this draft has been sitting on my dash board for a few days waiting to be proof read before made live!

TIME OFF: After taking a much needed and well deserved few days off; I am back to my usual Naughty Self. I did promise myself at least 1-2 days bed rest but that did not happen  because I had waaaaaay to much to do! Oh well maybe next time see you all soon again.  If you couldn’t get a hold of me the last few days please try try try again

R.I.P WHITNEY HOUSTON: I shrieked loudly when I stumbled upon the information of Whitney’s death on Yahoo News.  Its amazing how much commercialisation her death is getting through all the media up to the point where I am sickened by it and can’t listen  or watch anymore.  It’s really really sad so young and so talented what a waste.!!  I think all these celebrities with substance abuse problems need tough love when battling their demons as two days in rehab is never going to cut it in my book.

CELEBRITY MARRIAGE BREAK UPS: Okay okay Okay I have had it!!!

I am breaking my silence on this old news I might add again blame it on the late proof reading

Just had it will all the celebrity divorce break-ups already this year! The problem is, I am an entertainment news Junkie. I  always gotta to get my my E News fix at 8 or 9am every morning without fail depending on what time I wake up and if I miss it, it  is automatically set to record when I am not watching.  He he he gotta love technology.

Righty o so I always want to know what’s going on in their world,  celebrity world that is;  I always want to know who is sleeping with whom, who is doing what and with whom and who is humping whom.

So the latest news of celebritty couple marriage break up to get up my t*ts really is Seal and Heidi klum! I mean I really did not see that coming the news hit me like a ton of bricks and I am not the only one feeling like this. I mean this couple were Hollywood’s IT COUPLE , THE EPITOME OF MARRIAGE BLISS. (They renewed their marriage vows every bloody year for Pete’s sake (How many couple do you know do that?) he met and married her when she was pregnant with another man’s baby a stand up guy or what? they have only been married for 7 years (which is a gazillion years in Hollywood years) with 3 kids between them and I am wondering if they couldn’t have worked it out instead of calling it quits. (saids the one who does not have an once of tenacity in her blood lol)  Anyhow,  there are two school of thoughts as to why they broke up One being Seal had a bad temper hmm and the second is that they both have tight schedules which makes it hard for them to spend time together. (isn’t there a saying that goes the couple that loves each other makes time to be together??)

Okay okay so I will let you in on a  little secret  (emphasis on secret) and a  true  fact about me which is  the reason why I am soo bothered about this  news is that; at the moment I am sitting on the fence about marriage.

Nothing against it Per se perhaps I am too independent could be the number one reason why.  So such news does not do a good job convincing me  otherwise now does it? Oh well you never know maybe some lucky guy may do a good job in convincing me  otherwise or drag me down the aisle kicking and screaming that is LOL. You know what they say never say never. I am still young that is.

The second most shocking marriage break up news to me was J. Lo and Mark Anthony end of last year.

Then there was kim Kardashian’s 72 day marriage. Now I knew that one would not last as I often felt there was something not quite right about those two and in my head I gave them a year till they called it quits,  so I was a bit shocked when it was earlier than my anticipated break up time limit.

Okay but some of my  friends argue its because they are celebrities ie public figures. I disagree because the divorce statistics in both the US and UK is quite high regardless of celebrity status or not. So who is next? Brad and Angelina, Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta Jones? the list goes on.  Simon Cowell already broke of his 18month engagement and  I am not surprised as he is a confirmed bachelor in my head that is. I would like to be his ex girlfriend though; for all the rumoured perks that goes with it:  (nice house, car, a bit of hush money lol good right?)

Well recently I  spoke to a friend of mine who was married the last time I checked and now her husband met someone else and decided he did not want to be with her any more so imagine my horror when my friend told me this sad news. hmmmm I am saying no more. Well I have heard the big M is not for everyone and it has really got  Luck to do a lot more with it to stay with each other without the D word (ie ending up with the right one  where you are booth willing to put in the work by 100% each not 50 50 because who do you give the remaining 50% to?) Well it  is the recipe as I understand it that makes it work or not. Love don’t cut it any more especially when the bad and the ugly times come around. Just saying…… Well I see myself becoming a relationship therapist in the future as I find it all very intriguing.

SPOKE TOO  SOON: Okay so remember how I told you in my previous blog that this year was going smoothly? Well,  it so happened that was not the case on Monday. As I woke up from passing out on the couch (I like sleeping with the TV on FACT) to the bedroom I heard a big bang and guess what? the shelf in my liquor cabinet gave up and of course I had a red wine bottle opened earlier which spilled every where! needless to say  I was not amused one bit as it was about 2.30am.  So I had to carefully open and  empty the cabinet and look for that little finiky thingy that holds the shelf together to refix it.  Me and furniture don’t seem to gel  really well at all.  I mostly end up always breaking them some how. So I reluctantly  and begrudgingly cleaned up the mess  all over and the cabinet at that ungodly hour as I would have no time in the morning to do so. Okay lets hope I did a good job and that the shelf is  going to stay put for now.

SALTY BREAKFAST ALL MOST: Well, so I was frying up some breakfast in the  morning: eggs, bacon, mushroom,  tomatoes the whole works  and when I tried to add a little bit more salt to taste for the fourth time;  as I squeezed the container so hard pouring directly onto my fry up; the top came off and in goes into my breakfast feast about half the contents of the salt in the container! you can imagine my horror as I shrieked OMG luckily it went on the side onto a portion of my delicious breakfast so I managed to salvage some of it mmmmm. I guess the universe was saying to me you like salt soo much here is your damn salt lol.

Sometimes I just prefer my crunchy nut cereal which is less time consuming lol without all the hullabaloo  I think you have all read enough rambling for the day so I will let you off see you soon again. xxx

Keeping it real always

Foxxxy xx